supernature
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Post by supernature on Apr 15, 2005 14:34:34 GMT
Here's one my neice told me....
My husband and I got divorced over a religious difference..
He thought he was God and I didn't!!
;D
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Post by time on Apr 16, 2005 9:10:18 GMT
Oh i liked that one
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banana
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The good days are back!!!
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Post by banana on Apr 17, 2005 13:30:24 GMT
Here's a good one girls,
whats the difference between worry and panic??
About 28 days.
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banana
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Post by banana on Apr 17, 2005 13:34:33 GMT
and another,
A man drives his date up to lovers lane and parks up. " I have to be honest with you " the woman says as the man makes his move, " im a prostitute ". The man thinks about this for a minute and then decides he is ok with it. He agress to pay her £25 in advance and then they get down to business.
After they finish the man says " now I should be honest with you too, Im a taxi driver and its gonna sost you £ 25 to get back into town ".
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banana
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Post by banana on Apr 17, 2005 13:40:12 GMT
ok last one,
A farmer is helping a cow give birth when he notices his 4 year old son standing wide eyed at the fence, witnessing the entire thing. "dammit" the man says to himself. " now im going to have to explain about the birds and the bees ".
Not wanting to jump the gun, the man decides to wait and see if his son asks any questions. After everything is finished, he walks over to his lad and asks " well son, do you have any questions? " " just one " the child says. " how fast was that calf going when it hit that cow? "
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rach
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Post by rach on Apr 17, 2005 18:39:33 GMT
youve cheered me right up
thank you
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banana
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Post by banana on Apr 17, 2005 18:48:35 GMT
quite funny aint they!!
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Post by francoise on Apr 17, 2005 20:25:56 GMT
they r funny , ah see they dont have to rude to be funny , i wish i knew that before
fran xxxxxxxxxxx
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Post by wendabell on Apr 18, 2005 0:10:45 GMT
oh they cheered me up while im working nights lana thanks.got any more
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banana
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Post by banana on Apr 18, 2005 7:10:17 GMT
im sure i could conjour some up. ;D
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Vonda
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Post by Vonda on Apr 18, 2005 17:19:59 GMT
great jokes. keep it up!! Vonda
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Vonda
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Post by Vonda on Apr 18, 2005 17:49:27 GMT
I hope you like this
love Vonda
BLONDE GUY
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and said, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too!
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
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