Post by sarajay28 on Nov 30, 2005 21:44:45 GMT
I recieved this today and it made me laugh, thought i would share it with you:
Why, why, why?
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>Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
>getting weak?
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>Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
>not enough?
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>Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
>check when you say the paint is wet?
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>Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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>Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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>Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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>Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
>revolver at him?
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>Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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>If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are
>always white?
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>Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
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>Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
>something new to eat will have materialized?
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>Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
>cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
>the vacuum one more chance?
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>Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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>How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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>When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
>cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well,
>it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
we complained about the heat?
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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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Why, why, why?
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>Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
>getting weak?
>
>
>Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
>not enough?
>
>
>Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
>check when you say the paint is wet?
>
>
>Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
>
>
>Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
>
>
>Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>
>
>Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
>revolver at him?
>
>
>Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>
>
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
>
>
>If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
>
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are
>always white?
>
>
>Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
>
>
>Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
>something new to eat will have materialized?
>
>
>Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
>cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
>the vacuum one more chance?
>
>
>Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
>
>
>How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
>
>
>When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
>cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well,
>it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
>
>
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?
>
>
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
we complained about the heat?
>
>
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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