What a baby does !! LMAO

[kirsti]

i found this on the net if i find anymore i'll post them!

I wish I was a foetus
I never would be bored
Sitting in my uterus
Swinging on my cord.

To worry obstetricians
I'd be a proper beast
I'd change position on the hour
Transverse, oblique then breech.

To student midwives I'd present
A mystifying case
I'd hide myself inside the os
And leave an empty space.

I'd tie my cord into a knot
And wave it through the cervix
I'd give the midwives such a shock
And laugh off all my vernix.

And when my membranes rupture
I'd be a right old pest
Presenting large diameters
I'd transversely arrest.

I'd tell my pal placenta
To get himself detached
To theatre then the lot of us
Would pronto be dispatched.

And when they start to caesar
I'd laugh and think "Tee hee!'
When no-one else is looking
I'll come vaginally.

kirsti

[kirsti]

ok found another

Eat it--it's good for you!"
That makes me mad.
How can something good for you
Taste so bad?

"Try it. You'll like it."
I know that's a lie.
I know I won't like it
So why should I try?

"Just take a nibble.
Just one little taste."
What good is a nibble?
The rest goes to waste.

Eggplant is icky.
Spaghetti is fine.
Why can't they eat their food
And let me eat mine?
kirsti
;]

[kirsti]

found another lol
I just cannot imagine life,
Before I fell in Love with you,
Those precious little giggles,
When we play together,'Peek-a-Boo!

I Love that flirty baby smile,
My heart skips a beat with joy,
When I look into those baby blues,
My cheeky, cheeky boy.

I Love the way you get excited,
And kick those tiny feet,
You throw your little arms about,
Is so much more than sweet.

I could look into your eyes forever,
Watch you sleep and hear you breathe,
And my heart will always miss you,
Before you even have to leave.

How can this tiny little life,
Effect my heart the way you do?
All it took, was just one look,
And I fell in Love with you!

Without a doubt, I know you know,
Exactly how I feel,
It's written on your little face,
You precious little pill!
kirsti
xx

[cheshire]

Aww, that is sweet!