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Post by wendabell on Jan 31, 2005 8:39:50 GMT
what is going on here ;D on a downer does anyone just do it to please thier partners and keep thier relationship going so they dont go elsewhere..make all the right graoans in all the right places and peak at just the right time god i should get a porno oscar for my performance
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Post by annag on Feb 1, 2005 16:34:13 GMT
I klnow what you mean Wendy and it's tempting but I just have to say no.
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Post by annag on Feb 3, 2005 15:23:19 GMT
Anyone got a good sex story? ?
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Post by wendabell on Feb 4, 2005 1:04:27 GMT
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Post by wendabell on Feb 4, 2005 1:06:37 GMT
oh bugger the lights have gone out and ive no money for the meter typical another fumble in the dark....reminds me of my youth.......if only i can find the right drawer................mmmmnnnn,oops didnt know anyone else was here sorry
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Post by wendabell on Feb 4, 2005 1:08:50 GMT
who are you............oh thanks for handing me a vibrator..............hang on its warm..............have you just used it................oh my gosh its got a pulse..............................aaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhhh...................................dont know if i can handle the real thing and certainly not that big ......or wide
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Post by wendabell on Feb 4, 2005 1:12:57 GMT
phew...........................i dont smoke but i think i need one now...got one hunny.............cough cough cough thanks cough cough cogh cough......same time tommorow night then eh...now wheres the showers...........bugger no blloming lights .........ow...................bump................................................................aggggh.............thud.......................................................................tish .............crash................................................agggggghhhh wrong door im in the street with no cloths on and the doors just shut behind me..........hhhhhheeeeeeelllllllpppppp iiiiittttttsssss ffrrreeeezzzziiiinngggg
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Post by wendabell on Feb 4, 2005 1:18:13 GMT
knock knock knock hhhheeeelllooo aannnyyoonneee tthhheerreee pplleeaassee lett meee innn
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Post by wendabell on Feb 4, 2005 1:28:22 GMT
its sooo ccoolldd oouutt hheerree pleeassee lett mmee iin
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Post by Veritee on Feb 4, 2005 23:56:45 GMT
I just found Wendys description so funny.
And it explains who I met when I popped in the other night on my own
With Barry away it was quite welcome really!*!
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Post by wendabell on Feb 5, 2005 18:11:06 GMT
gosh i could do with a good seeing to and my hubbys watching the six nations instead. i will see if mr mystery is in the sex shack
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Post by wendabell on Feb 5, 2005 18:17:19 GMT
hello ........why is the light off whenever i visit here....where is that switch.............opps no thats a vibrator....oh well save that for later....................hello anyone in here....................nope alone again ....maybe..........ah the light switch......click................thats better...............................oh my god its a tip..........................oh hec it was me that made this mess the ther night..................aha my clothes......my bra...............oh my i just realised i didnt use a condom...........
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Post by wendabell on Feb 5, 2005 18:29:35 GMT
ok im holding and ann summers party in here tonight. Got lots of freebies and things to try help yourselves girls and guys.sterilising wipes are in my bag please clean thouroughly after use.got all sizes of clothing too.
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Post by francoise on Feb 5, 2005 20:16:38 GMT
have u got extra large for my hubby
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Post by wendabell on Feb 6, 2005 7:23:00 GMT
yes sure we specialise in extra large condoms since we found men with a large girth have been using femidoms instead as they cant get into regular condoms. the ann summers stuff is here all week for you all to try have a good rummage.its all new stock and ill take any special orders into concideration.
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