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Post by winegirl on Aug 26, 2008 13:02:59 GMT
Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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Post by gizmoracer on Aug 26, 2008 13:58:00 GMT
lol Very good WG, I especially liked the 'stop singing and read on' bit thats excatly what I was doing.
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Post by chica on Aug 27, 2008 8:35:55 GMT
Me too LOL Liked the one about the lift button, I am always doing that
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Post by jay1979 on Aug 27, 2008 15:06:53 GMT
PMSL they are brilliant ;D
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Post by sianyc on Sept 17, 2008 10:12:13 GMT
these made me laugh out loud - at work!!
And I was singing too Giz (although in my head)
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Post by cheshire on Sept 17, 2008 14:20:32 GMT
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Hell, never thought of that!
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