Post by winegirl on Nov 24, 2008 15:59:04 GMT
The Parrot
A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant showsher a beautiful African Grey parrot.
What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only £20."
Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "It used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman. "F.... me, a new brothel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the woman tryingnot to laugh.
A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
"Un f...king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two
new>>prostitutes," says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes" complain thegirls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their newpet.
A short while later, the woman's husband, Dave, comes home.
"In-f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, butthe same old clients.... How ya doin', Dave?"
A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant showsher a beautiful African Grey parrot.
What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only £20."
Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "It used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman. "F.... me, a new brothel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the woman tryingnot to laugh.
A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
"Un f...king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two
new>>prostitutes," says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes" complain thegirls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their newpet.
A short while later, the woman's husband, Dave, comes home.
"In-f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, butthe same old clients.... How ya doin', Dave?"
