flobob
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Post by flobob on Feb 15, 2008 5:52:54 GMT
You probably all know the Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird song? I do like it but can never remember the words so I make up my own as I go along. Here's my favourite version Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring. If that diamond ring won't shine, Mama's gonna buy her a bottle of wine. If that wine should set her drunk, Mama's gonna buy you a smelly old skunk. If that skunk fails to smell, Mama's gonna throw it down the well. LOL Keeps me amused  |
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Post by Scarlet on Feb 15, 2008 9:03:24 GMT
Know what you mean Flobob,
I'm always singing daft ditties, especially to the CBeebies tunes...
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Post by chica on Feb 15, 2008 11:06:06 GMT
;D
Like your version!! Especially the wine bit.
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Post by cazfletcher on Feb 15, 2008 12:56:59 GMT
we have silly versions of cavans fave nursery songs:
twinkle twinkle chocolate bar
yummy scrummys what you are
in my mouth and in my tummy
you are really really scrummy!
for baabaa black sheep we substitute black for various other colours, purple being very popular lol, and have the little boy live in tesco down the road not down the lane!
theres a few more but i cant think of them right now
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Post by winegirl on Feb 15, 2008 20:01:48 GMT
mine is
Row, Row, Row your boat,
Gently down the stream,
if you see (childs name)
dont forget to scream!
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Post by cazfletcher on Feb 15, 2008 20:27:22 GMT
i love it!!! thanx for makin me giggle m8 x
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Post by stevensmummy on Feb 15, 2008 21:20:11 GMT
lol, girls thats gr8. def brought a smile to my face there.
The one we do at playgroup about row row
Row row row you're boat
Gently down the river
If you see a polar bear
It will make you shiver!
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Post by winegirl on Feb 15, 2008 21:32:39 GMT
Yeah we do that too! and...
row row row your boat
gently down the stream
if you see a pussy cat
give him a bowl of cream
These are all dead sweet, i only remember rude ones from being a kid...
Hapy birthday to you
stick you head down the loo
if you taste it dont waste it
happy birthday to you..
or...
jingle bells
batman smells
robing flew away
uncle billy lost his willy
on the M1 motorway...
God i must have had an awful upbringing!
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Post by stevensmummy on Feb 17, 2008 19:00:17 GMT
Lol WG, I didnt know the happy birthday one but yep I knew the jingle bells too. I was just too polite to say it!! lol x
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Post by winegirl on Feb 17, 2008 21:28:29 GMT
God I sound like a terrible Mother - i honestly wont be teaching my LO these!!
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