Post by yoyo on Dec 1, 2005 16:28:36 GMT
"What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket.
"Keep it," the cop said, "when you collect four of them you get a bicycle."
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GRANDMOTHER OF EIGHT MAKES HOLE IN ONE
DEAF MUTE GETS NEW HEARING IN KILLING
DEFENDANT'S SPEECH ENDS IN LONG SENTENCE
POLICE DISCOVER CRACK IN AUSTRALIA
MANY ANTIQUES SEEN AT D.A.R. MEETING
TWO CONVICTS EVADE NOOSE; JURY HUNG
U.S. AUDIT FINDS FUNDS FOR YOUTH MISSPENT
MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER
FLORIDA ILLEGAL ALIENS CUT IN HALF BY NEW LAW
10 REVOLTING OFFICERS EXECUTED
QUARTER OF A MILLION CHINESE LIVE ON WATER
DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE
SURVIVOR OF SIAMESE TWINS JOINS PARENTS
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Excuse notes received by teachers...
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Please excuse my son's tardiness. I forgot to wake him up and I did not find him till I started making the beds.
"Keep it," the cop said, "when you collect four of them you get a bicycle."
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GRANDMOTHER OF EIGHT MAKES HOLE IN ONE
DEAF MUTE GETS NEW HEARING IN KILLING
DEFENDANT'S SPEECH ENDS IN LONG SENTENCE
POLICE DISCOVER CRACK IN AUSTRALIA
MANY ANTIQUES SEEN AT D.A.R. MEETING
TWO CONVICTS EVADE NOOSE; JURY HUNG
U.S. AUDIT FINDS FUNDS FOR YOUTH MISSPENT
MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER
FLORIDA ILLEGAL ALIENS CUT IN HALF BY NEW LAW
10 REVOLTING OFFICERS EXECUTED
QUARTER OF A MILLION CHINESE LIVE ON WATER
DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE
SURVIVOR OF SIAMESE TWINS JOINS PARENTS
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Excuse notes received by teachers...
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Please excuse my son's tardiness. I forgot to wake him up and I did not find him till I started making the beds.
