Post by scarlet1 on Jun 29, 2007 8:05:51 GMT
You know you are a true scot if..........
1.Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall and Auchtemuchty.
2.Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3.yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4.ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop without sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye see people wearin shellsuits with burberry accessories - pure class!
6.Ye kin fall about p****d withoot spilling yer drink.
7. Ye measure distance in minutes
8.Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him in yer ain family
9. Ye gaun tae Saltcoats cos ye think its like gaun tae the ocean
10.Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11.Ye know whit haggis is made ae and ye stull like eating it.
12.Somedy ye know used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13.You've been at a wedding and the fitba scores are announced in the church/chapel
14.Ye urny surprised tae find curries, kebabs, pizza, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop
15. yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure
17.Yae learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums
18.Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.
19.And finally......
A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butcher's shop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is stauning hauns ahint his back with his backside aimed at the electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks,"Is that yer Ayrshire Bacon?""Naw ," replies the butcher."It's jist ma hauns ah'm heatin."
1.Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall and Auchtemuchty.
2.Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3.yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4.ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop without sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye see people wearin shellsuits with burberry accessories - pure class!
6.Ye kin fall about p****d withoot spilling yer drink.
7. Ye measure distance in minutes
8.Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him in yer ain family
9. Ye gaun tae Saltcoats cos ye think its like gaun tae the ocean
10.Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11.Ye know whit haggis is made ae and ye stull like eating it.
12.Somedy ye know used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13.You've been at a wedding and the fitba scores are announced in the church/chapel
14.Ye urny surprised tae find curries, kebabs, pizza, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop
15. yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure
17.Yae learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums
18.Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.
19.And finally......
A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butcher's shop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is stauning hauns ahint his back with his backside aimed at the electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks,"Is that yer Ayrshire Bacon?""Naw ," replies the butcher."It's jist ma hauns ah'm heatin."
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I lived in Warwick for a year and had to suffer my hangovers irn bru less as I couldn't find it anywhere!!! 