Post by winegirl on Mar 15, 2008 13:02:47 GMT
Black Testicles?
> >>
> >> > > A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an
> >> oxygen
> >> mask
> >> over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four
> >> hour,
> >> > >
> >> > > surgical procedure.
> >>
> >> > > A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge
> >> bath.
> >> > >
> >> > > Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles
> >> black?"
> >> > >
> >> > > Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm
> >> only here
> >> to wash your upper body and feet."
> >> > >
> >> > > He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
> >> Concerned
> >> that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she
> >> overcomes
> >> her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises
> >> his gown,
> >> holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting
> >> and
> >> moving them around.
> >> > > Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong
> >> with them,
> >> Sir!!"
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
> >> slowly,
> >> > >
> >> > > "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
> >> closely...
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - back?
> >> > >
> >
> >>
> >> > > A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an
> >> oxygen
> >> mask
> >> over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four
> >> hour,
> >> > >
> >> > > surgical procedure.
> >>
> >> > > A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge
> >> bath.
> >> > >
> >> > > Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles
> >> black?"
> >> > >
> >> > > Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm
> >> only here
> >> to wash your upper body and feet."
> >> > >
> >> > > He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
> >> Concerned
> >> that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she
> >> overcomes
> >> her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises
> >> his gown,
> >> holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting
> >> and
> >> moving them around.
> >> > > Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong
> >> with them,
> >> Sir!!"
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
> >> slowly,
> >> > >
> >> > > "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
> >> closely...
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - back?
> >> > >
> >
